What it's like being old AF.

People mistake me for an athlete.

I have to special order all of my clothes.

I once got knocked out by a dude named David with a slingshot.

Narcissism ain't easy.

Being on the same eye level as a giraffe.

Getting into national parks for free because I'm mistaken as sasquatch. 

Falling off bean stalks.

Looking like I'm walking

Having an amazing and funny wife.

Having kind hearted and talented children.

Good looking and supportive friends.

Blessed with an easy career.